Why am I hungry, ALL THE TIME? (name that movie)
But I ask you in all seriousness, why am I hungry all the time?!
I don't know if college did it to me, or if some food sucking animal took over my body. Either way, i'm choosing to place the blame elsewhere. I would so not choose to do this to myself.
Not even joking, Too Much Food just came on in my itunes shuffle. Ironic? I think so.
I wake up, eat. Go to school, wish I was eating instead. Get home, eat. Do homework, while thinking about eating. Then eat more. Sounds over dramatic? Nah. Sounds about right to me. But the problem is...I never have food. Sometimes I make the trek to wallymart but that only lasts so long when all I do is eat it! So usually I end up daydreaming about eating and somehow that side tracks me until the next time I can eat an actual meal. Weird how that works.
Next song on itunes, Food Chain. My life is a joke. I think my itunes is trying to tell me something....
So to sum it up though... I live from meal to meal.
Ohhh, HOLD UP!
Next song on itunes, good ol Ke$ha. I knew Ke$ha had all the answers to my life questions!
Your love is my drug.
I have just come to a conclusion.. I am hungry all the time because I don't have a man person to side track me!!! I just know that is the answer. I am trying to replace my crush void with a pb&j. What does Oprah call these? Aaha moments? Well everyone, I just had one with Ke$ha, who knew that was possible? So until some crush comes along, I guess a trip to walmart it is!
Well... I better go find a solution to this rumbly in my tumbly . A cookie or a man, whatever I find first.
GOOD THING RACH IS MAKING US SOME COOKIE DOUGH TONIGHT!! YIP DAWG!
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