But I been done seen about everything When I see an elephant fly

Sometimes in life you realize that other people are better than you at things.

It's just a fact of life you have to accept.

Like when an elephant can do things better than you. Like way better. That is when you learn that lesson.

Such as soccer. Which I have played my whole life mind you.

elephant soccer from Hayley H on Vimeo.

And following commands.

And Painting. I have HANDS and I can't even paint that well. HANDS here people! They have a massive trunk that even blocks their vision and they paint better than I do!

And hula hooping.
And harmonica-ing (?). (the hum in the background are all the harmonicas). PS have you EVER seen them move their trunks like that? Weird if ya ask me. And i'm sure you're asking me.

Untitled from Hayley H on Vimeo.

And massaging.

And basketball.

Untitled from Hayley H on Vimeo.

Really? Elephants can do those things?

Next thing I know the elephants are going to know how to whistle and pogo stick and sing and stick out there tongue, all of which I still can't do... and then they could taunt me like the rest of my friends...


Elephants are awesome though. So I don't really care that they are better at things than me. K I kinda care. I can barely paint a tree. And yet the elephant painted a pretty one. I'm still bitter...

And another thing. Why are they so endearing?

Now that is cute.



And that, ehh it's kinda cute.

More on pokey, smelly, dirty, NASTY breath kinda cute.














And yet I find myself smitten with them. All pokey, hairy, smelly, dirty piece of them.

Is that my type? Hmmm....makes ya wonder...